Die Hot With A Vengeance eau de parfum

Imagine the perfect scent for stylish villains undone by their own glamour, morally ambiguous main characters, and disgraced heiresses and it would be something like this:

• Red wine spilled in a Birkin bag

• Smeared lipstick on suede (that’s never going to come out)

• The lingering aroma of an apology bouquet wilting in your Paloma cocktail from the hotel bar

• Maraschino cherry juice

• Fresh tire tread on a cool night’s asphalt

• Whatever that stuff in neon signs is

• Milky vinyl

• Stale cigarette ash

• Thrown cake

That also happens to be exactly how Die Hot With A Vengeance eau de parfum smells. What a coincidence ;)